Tuesday, 5 November 2013

Today was interesting....

So Im still sick, but Im feeling significantly better. I didnt take any sinus meds, therefore remained awake....non drowsy medication my butt!!!

Speaking of my butt ( and that seriously wasn't intended to be a segue, it kinda just happened)...
So I have a tendency to keep clothes forever, as long as they fit me. One item of clothing that has remained constant through my weight ups and downs for the past oh...ten years has been pj pants. The pj pants I was wearing today I actually acquired from attending cornerstone music festival (RIP CStone what memories you hold) and my friend leaving his pjs in my car ( not to mention a tent...which i was not paying to ship all the way to Wyoming) 8 years ago.
I was also sporting an ancient tank top, greasy hair and glasses.
Im sick ok? Leave me be.
Men cover you eyes.....














I was also braless. This, as all women will understand, adds a WHOLE new horrible aspect to the story.










Men uncover your eyes
Continuing....


So S and I were downstairs during E's nap and we were playing with the rocking "horseys" I sat down on the wooden one and thought, gee my butt is kind cold......then i realized....
they had split.
not just a bit. All. the. way.
Well, I figured, Im having a shower when Josh gets home, and im wearing undergarments so I'll just wait until later to change. Its not like anyone is going to see me.


WRONG.

It was naptime. 1:10pm. Im sitting at the computer doing christmas shopping. I hear what I suspect to be a knock. I consider not investigating but the potentiality of the children waking up from a persistent knocker is one I dont want to chance. I grab a blanket and pause for a second trying to think of some better way to cover myself, realize that there isnt and dash upstairs.
Its the purolator man.
( Justine will laugh hysterically over this)

He was delivering a nielson home scanner. He chuckled a bit. Can't say I blamed him. Thankfully he didnt see my split panted rear end. Sigh. Just when I thought I would have a boring day.


Hubbie has been singing O Tannenbaum to the girls. I know like two lines so I sing those two lines. Ok three if you count "O Tannenbaum O Tannenbaum" Anyway, S calls it "Ten en en ah boom" Its very cute. She also calls my care bear bijou which is also cute but totally incorrect.

E is crawling fairly effectively now. She still gets one leg caught underneath her, sideways, but she makes up for it by using her little baby arm muscles and taking advantage of the wood floors.
Her fun story for today was during bath time. She randomly had a piece of green bean dangling out of her mouth. We didnt feed her a green bean.....so I took it out. Then, when I was taking her out of the tub (We bath the girls together but E generally gets out first,) I wrap her up and then bend down to let S "kiss" her goodnight, and then to hubbie to say goodnight. Thankfully, whenever E gets kissed she has a huge open mouthed grin.....cuz when hubbie kissed her I discovered that she had TWO MORE pieces of green bean in her mouth!!! Thank God we saw it so she didnt fall asleep and choke on them! But honestly!!!! What a kid. She eats EVERYTHING and ANYTHING

Really gotta make sure we dump the pooed in diapers immediately.
ick

hubbies home now. Time for our shows Weeeeee!!
xo

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