Well today's big adventure was to go see Sarah, my old nursing school friend.
I hadn't seen Sarah for four years. Back before we had children, our nursing lisences and our men. But wouldn't you know, it was like no time had past. I was comfortable enough around her to eat a piece of banana that fell on the floor when first Sophia and then Elisa rejected it. Or maybe it was the other way around. Regardless it was rejected by both children AND fell on the floor.
So, I had somehow managed to forget that the closer you get to Toronto the more my time management is completely useless. But I am getting ahead of myself.
So we all piled into the car and we are driving. Sometimes. Stop and go stop and go. We were listening to this preacher on the radio ( who i mostly didnt hear cuz i was searching for something on my phone, getting more and more car sick) and all of a sudden we hear a terrible, retching very wet sound. We looked at each other. Josh says "oh thats not good" I took off my belt and crammed around to see Elisa, smiling and absolutely covered in a pool of barf
Fantastic.
So after a ridiculously long time we arrive at the school and Josh leaves ( after making sure im ok, I must make that known). At first glance I decided the puke wasn't as terrible as first thought.When I got close up however......I was assaulted with a smell so terrible I literally gagged and was convinced my breakfast was going to come up in the parking lot ( I wonder if that would mean that I would get my 4 points of breakfast back if that had happened?....Leanne? Ever covered that in a weight watchers meeting?)
Anyway I cleaned her up and we were on our way.
My next mission was to get us coffee. If I have learned anything from my time living in the city it is that when you see a place you are wanting to go, go there NOW. Don't wait for the proverbial "next" one. Chances are there will be ten more along your route, but its more likely there isn't. So I went to the mcDonalds near ikea.
oh
my
gosh
Again, i forget about how bloody LONG everything takes. I was in the line up for at least ten minutes. I rolled down the window so Sophia could look out and the SMELL! UGH! Not to mention the most ghetto car wash I've ever seen ( not including the one in Omemee....though i wouldnt necessarily call that ghetto - more like redneck. If its still in existence) There were wires sticking out everywhere. I actually thought it wasn't in operation any longer. And people think Scarborough is bad. HA
So we eventually made it to Sarah's and I got lost getting in, and lost in the parking lot. You all go ahead and laugh, you would get lost too! Anyway we had a very nice time together, her baby is so cute and sweet. Sweet little baby decided to puke all over her poor mama when we were out in the parking garage saying goodbye. Luckily for Sarah, her baby had already puked on my sweater, so i took it off and cleaned Sarah up.
Yes I am that kind of person.
Next time I go see Sarah, Im finding a new drive thru.
No offense to Sarah, but i have saved the best for last.....
Last night, Josh and I are bathing the girls. I usually end up taking Elisa out first because she tries to climb out of the tub. I was changing her when I heard shouts from the bathroom. Josh was yelling frantically. I forget his exact words. Then I hear water, and Sophia shrieking.
Turns out she pooed in the tub. This is only the second time this has happened, and the first was when she was about 5 days old. Later Josh explained that he saw poo...and then more poo....and then more poo. He had been in the middle of washing Sophia's hair and was trying to rinse it with clean water from the tap and for whatever reason that made Sophia hysterical. After I put Elisa to sleep, I went to clean up the poo.
Ugh.
Not something one wants to do at the end of a long day right? Well...I went in there, armed with my walmart grocery bag to use as a glove to pick out all the poop. Turns out there was a hole in it. So it didnt protect at all. It just collected poopy water all over my hand. Also, the poo had been left in there long enough that it gotten all soft so it was falling into bits every time I grabbed a piece. Poo really is an awfully weird consistency. Anyway, i threw it all in the toilet, cleaned the tub and hubbie opens the door and says " I was going to clean that up!"
Ugh. I really need to learn to just....slow down every now and then lol.
One last thing: The downfalls of these cauliflower pizza crusts. I took one out of the freezer when I came home to make myself one. I was super hungry so I decided to stick it in the oven to thaw it quickly. It became mush and now the kitchen smells like someone hot boxed it with vegetable farts. But it still tasted good.
One more time for seester <3
Just sign off
xo
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